I hate quotations. Tell me what you know

Posted at 11:15, 23.4.2009

Interfere not lightly with their dwelling,

nor lay heavy burdens upon their livelihood.

It is a sign that a greater power is coming.

We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.

I hate quotations.  Tell me what you know.

Don't worry, a few individuals may ignore you, but the bulk of the net will read every word, if only to disagree.

Lesser artists borrow, great artists steal.

If Jesus was Jewish, how come he's got a Mexican name?

If you really want to make a lot of money, start your own religion.

Never try to catch two frogs with one hand.

No problem is so big that you can't run away from it.

The mystery does not get clearer by repeating the question nor is it bought by going to amazing places.

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

The world is coming to an end.  Please log off.

Aging is bad, but consider the alternative.

What is inconceivable about the universe is that it is at all conceivable.

I believe I found the missing link between animal and civilized man. It is us. Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.

You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.

Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding.

Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.

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